Tiger Woods: “I’m Deeply Sorry”

In a live televised statement, Tiger Woods says he is ‘deeply sorry' for irresponsible and selfish behavior. (Feb. 19)

44 thoughts on “Tiger Woods: “I’m Deeply Sorry”

  1. Soon after tabloid media went into a feeding frenzy over the revelation
    that pro golfer Tiger Woods had been on a serial adultery spree, there were
    reports that at least one of his trysts had been video recorded and that it
    was being shopped to porn companies for a Kim Kardashian / Paris
    Hilton-type feature. While a commercially produced Woods tape never hit the
    market, as porn world is prone to do, at least one spoof production gave
    its interpretation on the news of his extramarital affairs. “Tiger’s Got
    Wood” was released in 2010 by Nectar Entertainment with Jonny Slim making
    for reasonable facsimile of Tiger. If not his brother, Slim looks enough
    like Woods to be his first cousin. Evan Stone and Slick Rhodes are also in
    “Tiger’s Got Wood”. Actresses in the film are Diana Doll, Heidi Mayne,
    India Summer, Jazy Berlin, Krissy Lynn, Madelyn Marie, Richelle Ryan, and
    Ryder Skye. In 2011, Slim appeared in “Amateur Pursuit 1” from Dee Barnes
    Productions. Unrelated: Adult’s Jake Steed f***s a pixilated face using a
    pink, then orange condom in 2004’s “Most Blazin’ And Amazin’ Beautifulest
    Black Bitches!” #1. Steed arrested 6/7/00 on charges of corporal injury to
    a spouse and false imprisonment. Unrelated: Univ. of Iowa Hawkeyes
    basketball star Pierre Antoine Pierce turned 17 on 6/7/00. In Aug. 2005,
    Pierce plead guilty to 3rd-degree burglary, assault w/intent to commit
    sexual abuse, false imprisonment, and 4th-degree criminal mischief in
    Dallas County,IA Unrelated: Samms complaining of Park Wiley being too
    aggressive, after which Park is asked to stop “topping from the bottom”;
    JamesOn Curry, an alum of Eastern Alamance High (at 4040 Mebane Rogers
    Road, Mebane, North Carolina) having played with the NBA Chicago Bulls &
    NBA-D league’s Iowa Energy

  2. Wow the media and public are acting like he committed a federal crime or
    something, he apologized to his wife and the public, so move the hell on
    people. Humans beings make mistakes.

  3. ive never been a tiger woods fan because of the way he acts and carrys
    himself…completely childish i mean really “MONEY IS CURRUPTION” as seen ,
    IF U HAVE THAT MUCH GOD DAM MONEY AND FAME GO BE A ROLL MODEL NOT A “SEX
    ADDICTED” ASSHOLE TIGER WOODS FAILLLL

  4. This is how much of a sack of shit Tiger Woods really is: there is a poster
    of himself in the first few minutes of the Sesame Street movie “Elmo in
    Grouchland.” He has been so comfortable being such a nasty d*ckhead that he
    had his picture up in a children’s movie. I wish I can find my other Elmo
    movies so that I can forget about this one.

  5. i am proud of this nigga….marry a white bitch and cheat on her with white
    bitches don’t apologize from the heart.Son i am proud you and charlie
    sheen.You guys are the best Son of a bitches walking on this planet…go on
    fuck around don’t forget your condoms..it is your dick do whatever you
    want!!!!

  6. WHAT?!?! why the F*CK would someone be sorry that he banged a few sluts? ow
    I know… because he was caught! does somebody honestly think that if he
    wasn’t caught that he would stop cheating on his wife because he felt sry?

  7. Just to be clear to every hater here and lover Every human each of you !
    doesnt matter what you are or who you are Everyone makes mistake’s ! and
    most of them learn of it but everyone learns it on a different way so don’t
    blame people directly when they do something wrong it’s not like you guys
    were a angel your hole life long -.- and with this i mean everyone
    includiing me ! u guys also know that media is always making it 300 times
    worses then normal. and that sux big time fck the media!

  8. @ReggieXDyou try to use your words correctly when people are lookin at you
    at a bad way, you will fuck up your sentences in words 2. like standing in
    front of 2000 people when you’re naked. you will need a piece of paper
    because otherwise you forget what you’re going to say

  9. I’m not sorry for that asshole and no sex addiction is not an excuse. I do
    believe though that he shouldn’t be apologizing to the media its none of
    their business its between him and his wife, but I guess its for the best
    although even him apologizing doesnt do any good people are still going to
    think and say things about him…

  10. why is it when rich famous people make mistakes they appologize to the
    public? he didnt cheat on me. the reason they do this is to salvage that
    “good image” their rep’s want the public to believe.

  11. Tiger Woods is an arrrogant, self-absorbed, self-important, hypocritical
    egomaniac. The only thing he is sorry about is being caught. All he knows
    in life is golf. Big Fucking Deal. As a human being he has failed
    miserably. I never could stand this smug basterd. Him and OJ are just about
    the same in character. Tiger, you are no better than anyone else so come
    down off your high horse and wipe that smug look off of your face. All you
    have is golf balls and a swing.

  12. freaking weirdest “apology” ever. “I have fucked and had sex with an
    enormous amount of women and for that I am truly sorry” WHAT THE HELL dude
    you didn’t kill anyone.

  13. The only one he needs to apologise to is his own wife and family. I don’t
    give a fucking damn what he does in his private life. This whole press
    conference charade is embarrassing and a crock of horse shit that his
    sponsors made him do in order for him to hold onto his lucrative
    endorsements. Only Americans could buy into this superfical mealy mouthed
    apology staged like some presidential address to the nation.

  14. SIGH.. iF he was white all this crap would have never been a big deal PLUS
    the media wouldn’t work so hard to crush this guy, Dark skin beating whites
    in a white sport, what you respect, and he’s letting the devil win being so
    weak..crucify the dark skin to ruin him and crush his spirit. who cares
    what he does its his life.

  15. get over it, half of married people cheat. it’s his personal life so let
    him just be. you condemming people are the real scumbags.

  16. How can he possibly make a sincere apology in a public statement when the
    only one he should feel the need to apologise to are his family?! He
    doesn’t owe any of us an apology – what difference does it make to anyone
    who he fucks?

  17. the only reason he apologyzing is beacause he got caught by Elin, and i
    think Elin made him apology in puplic so they could “work” on their
    marrage. If he didn’t got caught he wouldn’t apology, thats for sure… he
    is Tiger “fucking” Woods for a reason!!

  18. @TheScareFaced lol, your assessment of what mr. woods did is quite funny.
    if you are asking me if I would have countless sexual encounters with high
    priced whores while my wife is at home watching my two children, then the
    answer is no.

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