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"I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to."
"The way to a girls heart is through her parents, sleep with them and you're in" (I hope I'm quoting that right)
Wheres champagne ?
Best non main character
– Search them for paper! And bring me a rock!
– … Why?
“So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly.”
“Birds don’t crawl.”
“They’ve been known to!”
Goddamn legend.
"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness. I sent wave after of wave of my own men to their death until they reached their limit and shutdown."
Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream.
To kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.
In dubio pro reo
In dubio pro reo.
"Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom…and his commanding officer."
Erotic! Erotic! Erotic! Erotic!
Baby wait you didn’t show me your surprise
The computer predicts a 100% chance we’ll be sliced in half, we’ll never make it! Not with that attitude… SAME SPEED AHEAD
The best Zapp moment is when the women of Amazonia have been repeatedly using the captured Zapp and Fry for “snu-snu”
“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised”
"Well, at least they don't have to mourn each other." ????????????
Zapp: And the winner is… lela!
Lela: But I didn't even limbo!
Zapp: No matter! I know from personal experience just how horizontal you can get!
"You win again, gravity." ????????????????????????
“Stop exploding you cowards” ????
"She looks like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro." is such a fucking funny line. The writers on this show were cracked.
… the mothership is destroyeD!
“My god, we’re defenseless like fish in a barrel”
“Options?”
“My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish”
I'm pretty sure Zapp and Gaston would see eye to eye!!!
"These would be great with guacamole"
Matt Groening predicted Elon Musk perfectly ????
Zapp's lines are brilliant. A close second is Kif's exasperated sighs. ????
Teenagers all smoke and they’re pretty on the ball
Odd how the massive space station was only half the yearly budget of the US military. They could build 2!
“How many men did we lose?”
“All of them.”