Futurama – Zapp Brannigan – Top 15 Quotes

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@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human says:

"I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to."

@thekennyeslickshow says:

"The way to a girls heart is through her parents, sleep with them and you're in" (I hope I'm quoting that right)

@shawbag11 says:

Wheres champagne ?

@rjpittman4510 says:

Best non main character

@Chrisbajs says:

– Search them for paper! And bring me a rock!
– … Why?

@StarTropicsKing says:

“So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly.”

“Birds don’t crawl.”

“They’ve been known to!”

@cherub3624 says:

Goddamn legend.

@alexriley4388 says:

"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness. I sent wave after of wave of my own men to their death until they reached their limit and shutdown."

@1cioda says:

Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream.

To kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.

@Loki1191 says:

In dubio pro reo
In dubio pro reo.

@LucianDevine says:

"Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom…and his commanding officer."

@redoliu4102 says:

Erotic! Erotic! Erotic! Erotic!

@shakeymistakey3881 says:

Baby wait you didn’t show me your surprise

@Rmagid says:

The computer predicts a 100% chance we’ll be sliced in half, we’ll never make it! Not with that attitude… SAME SPEED AHEAD

@brandonralphs1717 says:

The best Zapp moment is when the women of Amazonia have been repeatedly using the captured Zapp and Fry for “snu-snu”

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised”

@Cubsrthegreatest says:

"Well, at least they don't have to mourn each other." ????????????

@daryljoseph says:

Zapp: And the winner is… lela!
Lela: But I didn't even limbo!
Zapp: No matter! I know from personal experience just how horizontal you can get!

@Badnone says:

"You win again, gravity." ????????????????????????

@ryancamara5689 says:

“Stop exploding you cowards” ????

@eu4um says:

"She looks like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro." is such a fucking funny line. The writers on this show were cracked.

@stalevyy_shchur says:

… the mothership is destroyeD!

@warrcoww6717 says:

“My god, we’re defenseless like fish in a barrel”
“Options?”
“My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish”

@danielgudinojuarez6729 says:

I'm pretty sure Zapp and Gaston would see eye to eye!!!

@NukaKokaCola says:

"These would be great with guacamole"

@Patrick-bu5vy says:

Matt Groening predicted Elon Musk perfectly ????

@hipskind says:

Zapp's lines are brilliant. A close second is Kif's exasperated sighs. ????

@jakegaier5413 says:

Teenagers all smoke and they’re pretty on the ball

@jonbaxter2254 says:

Odd how the massive space station was only half the yearly budget of the US military. They could build 2!

@Heating56 says:

“How many men did we lose?”

“All of them.”

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